Thursday, November 5, 2009

Navigating Clusterfucks

.....If the answers to our problems can only be
.....seen by connecting the dots, I fear we may
.....be screwed
My grandmother went on a diet years ago. She
switched to diet soda and increased her intake
of bourbon. Not so surprisingly, she's even
bigger now
..........I once had a friend who decided to get serious
..........about school. Then he never went to class and
..........flunked for the third semester in a row. His
..........father cut him off, and he had the audacity to
..........ask, "Why?"
.....If you don't believe 2+2=5 just because they
.....say so, just ponder Columbus for awhile
I'm more lenient with waiters because I used to
be one. I doubt I'm the only one who is more
sympathetic towards a previous field of
employment
..........George Orwell once wrote a book about all
..........of this, too bad nobody reads anymore